【Sex On Phone】

Seen The Sex On PhoneIrishmanalready and don't know what to watch next? Here's a suggestion: The Instagram video of Sylvester Stallone introducing Al Pacino to Guy Fieri.

On Thursday, Sly shared some footage of himself escorting Pacino and Fox NFL Sunday's Jay Glazer through a house to meet celebrity chef and Food Network star Guy Fieri. Guy was, of course, already cooking for them in the kitchen.

"I'm about to introduce the great Al Pacino to the great Guy Fieri, who's going to make some great food today," Stallone announced. "Who's gonna go apeshit over him," Glazer added.

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INT. TASTEFULLY APPOINTED KITCHEN - DAY

Stallone:"Here he is. Guy! Look who it is!"

Fieri:"Oh my god. Hey boss."

Pacino: "Hey what's up, Guy?"

Fieri:"How are ya?"

*glances at his own hand to check for food before shaking the hand of Al Pacino*

Pacino:Oh I am so ... shake that hand.

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Stallone:"The meeting of the titans."

Fieri:*shaking Pacino's hand*"What a pleasure."

Pacino:"What a pleasure."

Fieri: "What a pleasure. I hope you're hungry."

Pacino: "I'm always hungry."

~FIN~

Beautiful. Not only does this absolutely iconic footage deliver so much joy, but it's only 28 seconds long, unlike The Irishman, which is three hoursand 30 minutes. Honestly? We'd probably watch this meeting on a loop for three and a half hours. And we definitely wish it was longer than 28 seconds, because we're left with a lot of questions.

To start, where arethese men? Is this Sly's house? Does Guy cook for him regularly? Is it Glazer's house? According to the Instagram caption he's the one who brought everyone together, so that might make sense. Whoever's house it is, we see those Christmas decorations still up on Jan. 9, and we respect them.

We also need to know what Guy Fieri cooked for his historic "First Time Meeting Al Pacino" meal. Are Pacino and Stallone about to share a plate of Trash Can Nachos? Did Pacino like the food? Someone please tell me!

Fieri commented on Stallone's video, but only to say, "Hahaha love it!"

Guy Fieri's comment on Stallone's Instagram post. Credit: screenshot / instagram

I'm sorry, but we're going to need more. Please make a series of Sylvester Stallone and Guy Fieri videos — a duo which shall henceforth be called "Sly Fieri" — on the regular, please. And consider inviting Robert De Niro next time.

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