So no one told you life was gonna be Watch Vacances A Ibiza (1982)this way. Your birthday's a joke! Your piñata isn't broken, because there's no way you're touching can-day!
Jennifer Aniston's recent jaunt to Cabo with husband Justin Theroux and bestie Courtney Cox took a turn too dark to even be considered as a plot twist on The Leftovers. The crew celebrated with an empty piñata rather than dare cross paths with processed sugar!
SEE ALSO: Tom Brady has some very harsh words for strawberries“We do special things. I did a little night for her birthday where we went to a special dinner and had a piñata,” Theroux told E! News.
"Actually, we didn't put anything in the piñata. We had a piñata and didn't end up smashing." he continued. "What are you going to put in it? Kale? She doesn't eat candy!"
Now, there are plenty of things between between candy and kale that Aniston may enjoy, like perhaps sample sized containers of organic shea butter. And yet, the piñata remained empty.
After admitting that a kale piñata is a terrible thing, Theroux suggests trying it out for a kid's birthday, further exposing himself as a masochist, "Watch 20 10-year-olds cry."
Friends, whatever you do, never let Justin Theroux anywhere near a birthday party again.
Via Giphy
NYT Connections hints and answers for January 20: Tips to solve 'Connections' #589.
Best robot vacuum deal: Save $160 on theEufy X10 Pro Omni robot vacuum
Best Dyson deal: Get a refurbished Airwrap or Airstrait for under $250
Best star projector deal: Save 20% at Amazon
Wordle today: The answer and hints for December 15
Scotland vs. Portugal 2024 livestream: Watch UEFA Nations League for free
NYT mini crossword answers for October 17
Tesla's Optimus robots at 'We, Robot' event were not very autonomous
Best Buy's 3
Best robot vacuum deal: Save $160 on theEufy X10 Pro Omni robot vacuum
The 12 Best Games on the iPhone
NYT mini crossword answers for October 16
Best Apple Pencil Pro deal: Save $39
'I love your daughter' TikTok trend, explained
VidCon 2025: Creators share their mistakes and lessons learned
Google Chrome disables popular ad blocker
Canadiens vs. Penguins 2024 livestream: How to watch NHL for free
Marshall Emberton II hits record
Five Free VPN Services You Should Check Out
Amazon Fire 7 tablet deal: Get it for $49.99
The Brain? Still Full of Mystery, After All These MillenniaThe Poetry of IcebergsThe Zombie McMansion: Risen from the Dead to Claim Your SoulHoward’s Way: An Oral History of Richard HowardWhat an Abolitionist’s Letters Can Teach Us About Our Political MomentInside the Issue: Behind “No Home Go Home / Go Home No Home”The Poetry of IcebergsIt’s Always Never a Good Time for Short FictionIn Memory of “In Memory of Leopardi”What Do Kids Want from Children’s Poetry?Edward Albee Wanted His Unfinished Work to Be DestroyedDads Behaving Badly: Short Stories From Our ArchiveThe Joys and Frustrations of the Clay CourtThe Uncanny Double: An Interview with Megan McDowellSome People Fetishize Librarians; I Fetishize Card CatalogsBlue Shores: On the Photography of Stephen ShoreWhat to Do When Your Patron Is a Multinational CorporationRalph Ellison and Joseph Mitchell: A Friendship Hiding in the ArchivesInterview with the NeanderthalStaff Picks: Emma Reyes, Siegfried Sassoon, Eugene Lim, and More Instant Happy Woman by Sadie Stein Wordle today: Here's the answer and hints for July 29 Join Sadie Stein and Rebecca Mead for a Discussion About Middlemarch 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem': is there a post TV shows to watch (and finish) on a flight A Family Friend Remembers Mavis Gallant The Morning Roundup for February 21, 2014 Coming of Age by Sadie Stein The Morning News Roundup for February 6, 2014 Writers Remember Ronald Reagan What We’re Loving: Being Stranded, Being Stoned, Krumping by The Paris Review How shady companies got names for fake anti Politician video calls into debate on distracted driving law while...driving Learn to Skate Better than One of Sochi’s Olympians 'Disaster Girl' meme NFT sells for $500,000 at auction Sadie Stein on R. S. Thomas’s poem “Luminary” 'Only Murders in the Building' Season 3 review: All the world's a stage The Hidden History of Warren G. Harding Elon Musk reverses plan to get rid of 'light mode' on Twitter A brief history of Elon Musk and X, the brand he can't quit
3.1563s , 10114.2734375 kb
Copyright © 2025 Powered by 【Watch Vacances A Ibiza (1982)】,Unobstructed Information Network