Just in case your annual trip to the fairground funnel cake stand wasn't enough,Watch The End of the Fucking World a Plano, Texas, Walmart will soon be home to all your favorite greasy, delicious fair foods.
State Fair Treats, a new in-store restaurant, will serve classic fair fare (haha) like corn dogs and funnel cakes. It will also peddle owner Isaac Rousso's more inventive creations: funnel cake fries, deep-fried bacon hash browns and "cookie fries," a delightful mashup of crisp French fries and warm cookies. (FYI, cookie fries were named "most creative" at this year's Texas State Fair, so you know they're good.)
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“Walmart was looking for a creative new food concept to energize high profile locations,” Rousso told D Magazine, adding that this first location will serve up to 2 million people in the next year.
That's a lot of cookie fries.
The restaurant will also serve never-before-seen "creations," which we pray include other deep-fried desserts. Deep-fried ice cream? Deep-fried milkshakes? We'll say this: unlike the capacity of our arteries, the possibilities are limitless.
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The Plano location opens Sept. 20. More locations — both in Texas and nationwide — are forthcoming.
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