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The House Intelligence Committee's hearing with FBI director James Comey on Monday was easily one of the most surreal moments in American history/CSPAN-3 in recent memory. A presidential campaign under investigation for potentially colluding with a foreign adversary. An FBI Director rejecting the POTUS' claim that the former POTUS illegally wiretapped him.

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Not even John Grisham could imagine a plotline so apocalyptic as this -- so the people must instead.

Shortly after the Comey hearing, journalist Sarah Kendzior began to speculate who would play who in #TrumpRussiaTheMovie and Twitter filled in the rest. Here's their best guesses as well, as a few of our own.

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Donald Trump

You already know.

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Carter Page

@sarahkendzior Paul Bettany as Carter Page? #TrumpRussiatheMovie pic.twitter.com/3F7Dw7GJqg

— Newt🦎 (@newtist55) March 20, 2017

Rudy Giuliani

This guy for Rudy Giuliani. #TrumpRussiaTheMovie pic.twitter.com/2MENj9AtAj

— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) March 20, 2017

James Comey

Kyle Chandler as James Comey

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Steve Bannon

Russell Crowe as Steve Bannon. #TrumpRussiaTheMovie pic.twitter.com/whdPyp2sni

— Thomas Ley (@thomas_ley) March 20, 2017

Rex Tillerson

#TrumpRussiaTheMovie James Brolin as Rex Tillerson pic.twitter.com/zliVPQeHdQ

— ⚡️Debbie⚡️ (@DebJ7171) March 20, 2017

Paul Manafort

Christopher Walken as Manafort #TrumpRussiaTheMovie pic.twitter.com/uRtJk9FkMs

— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) March 20, 2017

Roger Stone

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Mike Flynn

.@sarahkendzior Harry Dean Stanton as Michael Flynn. #TrumpRussiaTheMovie pic.twitter.com/ZAwAV6U567

— Suzanne Munshower (@expatina) March 20, 2017

Sergey Kilsyak

Jeff Bridges as Sergey Kislyak

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Kellyanne Conway

@sarahkendzior @denisleary as Kellyanne Conway #TrumpRussiaTheMovie pic.twitter.com/wMUNctcNeX

— Pauline (@Passie_Kracht) March 20, 2017

Devin Nunes

Young Seth Rogen as Devin Nunes

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Sebastian Gorka

.@sarahkendzior Any room for Ricky Gervais as Seb Gorka? #TrumpRussiaTheMovie pic.twitter.com/0pEpfQ59Vd

— Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) March 20, 2017

Sean Spicer

John Heard as Spicer. #trumprussiathemovie @sarahkendzior pic.twitter.com/onjRw9ax4R

— Meaghan Walsh Gerard (@mwgerard) March 20, 2017

Adam Schiff

@sarahkendzior Michael Keaton for Schiff? pic.twitter.com/xgosxry9pw

— Nick Turner (@NickTurner13) March 20, 2017

You're welcome, Hollywood. Now someone get Mr. Peanut's agent on the phone.

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