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Everyone has their own methods of self-care and Spideypool XXX Parodyself-love, and Pornhub has decided to kill two birds with one stone with their latest offering: athletic socks.

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Featuring adult film stars Asa Akira, Madison Ivy, and Jonny Sinns, the new socks come with a campaign that's positively erupting with double-entendres, like the hashtag "#beatyourself" and their suggestions for multiple uses.

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Corey Price, VP of Pornhub, explains the reasoning behind the product: “For as long as I can remember, socks have served a dual purpose. Not only are they a staple of our everyday attire, but some people have MacGyvered them to serve as a tool for self-love and…clean up. Following our foray into the fitness and fashion industries, it made sense for us to release a sock line that appeals to both athletes and fashionistas, as well as self-love enthusiasts.”

Of course, Pornhub would never launch a new product without a tongue-in-cheek (or something-in-something, anyway) ad to go along with it, and the same can be said for this roll out, with an ad that takes on your favorite athletic gear provider.

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Just do it, indeed!

Maybe you can pick up a pair to wear while working out with your BangFit after a fun night out. Or you can keep them on your bedroom floor for easy-to-reach clean-up.

Or you could... wear them as socks. But we've all seen that clip from American Pie.

At $18 for two pairs, it's on the pricier end for sock options, but it's unlikely you'll find socks screen-printed with porn stars on the rack at Target.

Here's hoping this new line of merch is a success and that, by winter, we'll get a wool version.

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