Are you thinking about your Halloween costume already?Nikki Nova Archives Of course you are, you're not some kind of inhuman monster! Although in forty days time you might well look like one.
SEE ALSO: Chrissy Teigen uses Twitter to get John Legend to pick up the phoneIt seems Chrissy Teigen is thinking about this most significant of holidays as well. So what will she pick for a spooky guise? A werewolf perhaps? Maybe a mummy?
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Okay then.
If you have no idea what those little sachets are have no fear, neither do most of us.
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Strong words there, but not particularly helpful.
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The condom theory gained brief steam...
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Finally, though, a real answer crystallised.
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So there you have it, Chrissy Teigen's Halloween costume will be... noodle flavouring. Because there's nothing spookier than bland food.
Will this inspire a Halloween trend? Will our streets be plagued with noodle packets? And will there be enough to stage a full-on war with the inevitable hordes of Pennywises?
Only time will tell...
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