First Gwyneth Paltrow told us to put rocks in our vaginas,urethral eroticism and now she’s suggesting we wear a butt or some boobs around our neck.
Yes, literally just a gold-plated necklace of a bare bottom or bust. The pieces are called "Le derrière dorée" and "Rubies boobies doré," respectively, and are both designed by Anissa Kermiche. The booty, which Goop describes as "the definition of cheeky," sells for a mere $370 dollars -- really a small price to pay jewelry that basically moons people all day. The chest will run you a steeper $507, probably because it includes two ruby nips.
These conversation-starting pieces are included in the site’s Valentine’s Day gift guide, where you can also find a $39 bottle of Fur Oil (for your pubic hair, natch), a $70 couple’s body paint kit (which includes “organic, non-toxic gold and black paint”) and a $195 energy clearing kit ("Clear out the old kinks, bring in the new").
As of this writing, there are only a few of these necklaces left in stock. So if you want in on this hot new trend, you’d better scooch on over and snap ‘em up.
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