The Boyfriend in Love With Girlfriend’s Friend’s Buttbooks are there. The copious Reddit threads are, too. But to anyone who generally avoids the internet (or literature), Game of Thronesalready spoiled its spin-off’s ending way back in 2013, thanks to none other than Joffrey Baratheon (or should we say, Lannister).
House of the Dragonis proving to be a monstrous feat, living up to Game of Thrones’ golden era. It’s got dragons. It’s got politics. And it’s also got its own version of Daenerys Targaryen through its lead, Rhaenyra. Her journey promises to be one of the show’s central arcs, but we all (unknowingly) already know how it’s going to end. For anyone tuning into the show, this is your official warning to avoid Season 3, episode 4 of Game of Thrones. Naturally, there are spoilers ahead.
He's so annoying. Credit: HBO / Kobal / Shutterstock
Before he was joyously poisoned and finally off our screens, Joffrey Baratheon was an absolute menace. His sadism extended from torture to murder to delightfully monologuing a story about a queen who was eaten alive, who was trapped in a pit while her son watched, and who died at the hands of her own brother's dragon. Any idea on who that queen is?
In a scene featured in Season 3’s “And Now His Watch Is Ended,” Joffrey takes Margaery Tyrell through a tour of the Red Keep, where he gleefully tells her a history of dragons, bloodbath, and murder. The highlight of his tour is the crypt Rhaenyra dies in on the orders of her brother Aegon II, who is still only 2 years old in House of the Dragon, but who will probably become one of the show's most hated characters.
Thanks to Joffrey, we all now know how it’s all going to end. I thought my Game of Thrones rewatch was going to be blissful. Joyful. A fun trip down memory lane before the untimely doom of season eight. But Joffrey hadto speak and ruin everything.
Will I still tune into House of the Dragonevery Sunday? Absolutely. Am I trying to forget everything Joffrey said? Of course. Did my hatred for this man multiply by tenfold? Imagine it didn’t.
New House of the Dragonepisodes premiere every Sunday on HBO and HBO Max.
Topics Game Of Thrones HBO Streaming House of the Dragon
Inside the Murky Process of Getting Games on Steam
1984, and Other News by Sadie Stein
“Psalm 139” by Lorin Stein
A Printer Called Lethem, and Other News by Sadie Stein
Skype is finally shutting down
Leo Tolstoy, Emerging Author, and Other News by Sadie Stein
Willem de Kooning, Untitled, 1970 by The Paris Review
Where Daisy Buchanan Lived by Jason Diamond
10 Tech Predictions for 2017
Zora Neale Hurston on Zombies by Sadie Stein
I'm a college professor. My advice to young people who feel hooked on tech
Conspiracy Theories, and Other News by Sadie Stein
Lists of Lists, and Other News by Sadie Stein
In Memoriam: Evan S. Connell, 1924–2013 by Lorin Stein
NYT Strands hints, answers for May 5
Scary Children Reading, and Other News by Sadie Stein
Literary Resolutions, and Other News by Sadie Stein
Happy New Year! And Other News by Sadie Stein
Best portable power station deal: Save $179.01 on the EcoFlow River 2 Max
Kafka’s Mice, and Other News by Sadie Stein
All In: Gambling and Addiction in SusanvilleWhat's the story behind the Instagram 'Little Miss' meme?Ken Price’s CandyPoem: “Paris by Moonlight,” by Mary RuefleFake Bitcoin ETF news pumps price to $30,000What causes vaginal dryness?Tending My Internet Archive4,000 beagles to be rescued in Humane Society's 'largest operation ever'Early Photography from the Victorian EraGlen Baxter Week, Day Three: Sex, Trees, Florists, ProgressEarly Photography from the Victorian EraMake this TikTokMax de Radiguès and the Difficult AgeSweet Sorrow, et ceteraIs Instagram bringing back its Reels Play bonus for creators?P&G home essentials Amazon deal: Spend $100 and get a $25 CreditHaving Trouble Sleeping? Read This Extremely Boring Writing…Becoming a RedwoodThe best astronomy apps for stargazing this summerAll In: Oklahoma Wordle today: Here's the answer, hints for November 14 'Quordle' today: See each 'Quordle' answer and hints for November 12 The UN says digital assistants like Siri promote gender stereotypes How MSNBC used tech from ‘The Mandalorian’ to bring election night to life Elon Musk's SpaceX has reportedly bought advertising on Elon Musk's Twitter Elon Musk shares date for Twitter Blue relaunch Melt over these newly released Prince Harry and Meghan wedding photos 'Quordle' today: See each 'Quordle' answer and hints for November 10 'Quordle' today: See each 'Quordle' answer and hints for November 15 New photos of George, Charlotte, and Louis frolicking in a garden are an absolute delight DC’s ‘Doom Patrol’ is the rare superhero show that understands trauma Gillette's new ad of a trans man's first shave is honestly pretty good Jake Paul's attempt at calling out 'cyberbully' Cody Ko backfired beautifully 'Me explaining to my mom' memes are the perfect reaction to all our obsessions Watch Theresa May's resignation speech interpreted through dance Facebook shareholders try and fail to limit Mark Zuckerberg's power Inside the online communities where straight guys help other straight guys get off 10 best true crime podcasts about scams Elon Musk's $8 Twitter Blue subscription goes live, will tell you who paid for verification Hurricane Nicole: See Florida webcams in Stuart, Flagler Beach, Satellite Beach, and more
2.3315s , 10131.8828125 kb
Copyright © 2025 Powered by 【Boyfriend in Love With Girlfriend’s Friend’s Butt】,Unobstructed Information Network