Attention Twitter users: there's half an onion in a plastic bag that needs your help.
The Glori-Anne Gilbert Archivesew Twitter account Half An Onionwas created on Jan. 20 to represent a literal halved onion in a plastic bag. And the account has some big dreams: it's striving to get more followers than President Donald Trump.
SEE ALSO: Twitter roasts Trump aide for calling lies 'alternative facts'What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump? pic.twitter.com/D28lODPZLO
— Half An Onion (@HalfOnionInABag) January 20, 2017
What started as benign curiosity has now become this half onion's life goal and who are we to stand in its way?
As the time of this writing, the bagged vegetable has quickly amassed 140,000 followers. Donald J. Trump, at this time, has 21.6 million.
That's pretty far away, but if the half an onion in a bag can maintain this level of social media support, it could reach Trump's Twitter follower count in close to 450 days.
Many people are all too eager to show their support for this determined half onion that lives in a Ziploc bag, cheering it on to victory:
@HalfOnionInABag @kristapley 3 pts: 1.This is rly stupid 2.This is exactly the kinda thing that would get under his skin 3.Think about that
— David DiMiele (@daviddimiele) January 21, 2017
@HalfOnionInABag @realDonaldTrump would like to include #OnionsOfColor pic.twitter.com/dEZT74a6Z1
— Steve Knier (@sknier) January 21, 2017
Make America Grate Again @HalfOnionInABag pic.twitter.com/mGPWG4458S
— Jamie Stahl (@Jamie_Heather) January 21, 2017
Please help @HalfOnionInABag, which is just a half an onion in a bag, defeat Donald's follower count. Don't cost nothing.
— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) January 23, 2017
Half an Onion has also launched halfonioninabag.org, where it will actually send half onions in a bag to Donald Trump for $2 on your behalf.
If you want to see this bagged halved onion's dream come true, now is your chance to go out and make a difference in America.
Topics X/Twitter Donald Trump
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