What do Snow white and the seven dwarfs porn movieyou get when pagan new year and a major Christian holiday land on the same calendar day? A weird-ass opportunity for pranks.
This year of our Lord 2018, we have been blessedcursedgiven the chance to knock out two holidays at once. April Fools' Day is hardly a holiday. It's grown into an obnoxious internet free-for-all, where brands and businesses try to prove they're fellow kids with hijinks and tomfoolery that tries way too hard. Easter is fine, but it does have terrible candy.
But if you're the sort of jerk who wants to antagonize people on the day meant to reaffirm their faith, then you'll need some seriously good pranks. They need to feel the full force of whatever joke you're going to pull on them.
So, here are a few Easter-related prank ideas to get you started and help you bum out your Christian friends on their special day.
This has made the rounds on the internet for years, but it still stands as a solid joke. Plus, you get to eat all the chocolate before you make the treats worse.
Just like it says. You take a hollow bunny, make a discrete little hole in the bottom under the foil, and fill it up with mustard.
When you're dyeing all of your hard-boiled eggs, dye an uncooked one and put it among all the others. Woe to the person who wants to celebrate with a raw egg.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Hold an egg hunt, promising treats, but just hide a bunch of empty plastic eggs
Fill plastic eggs with inappropriate things like condoms, dirt, or used Q-tips. (Please only do this with adults.)
Hide eggs in inappropriate places like the toilet tank, a pocket in someone's cargo shorts (to get back at them for wearing cargo shorts), among someone's forgotten collection of plastic grocery bags.
Just don't hide any eggs and send people out on a hunt for nothing
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable No one will expect to find peeps in their closet, their shoes, coffee jars, jewelry boxes, etc. This is one April Fools' Day that you can make last as long as you want, with the help of some stale, well-hidden marshmallow treats.
If you are truly a ruthless individual, this could also be the perfect chance to tell your kids the truth about Easter Bunny, revealing that you've been pranking them for years.
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